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Richest Man: Divine-Grade Reconstruct System
by Little Grapefruit of the Muzi Family
# RELAXED # INFINITEDivine-grade Decomposition and Reconstruction System: This allows the user to decompose any object and reconstruct them.…A scraped car? I’ll just disassemble it and make it into a brand new expensive luxury car!A bunch of small diamonds? I’ll just turn them into a 10-carat giant diamond!An old phone? I’ll just make a futuristic phone that won’t appear for another 70 years!”What? Did I get sick? Simple! I’ll just gather a bunch of drugs, decompose them, and make a super medici…
Found 100 Million In My Rented Apartment
by Supreme Yi Fan
# RELAXEDOn the day he entered university, the navigation system on his phone started to have the function to automatically search for treasures. Every time he found a treasure, he would be able to receive a lot of rewards. “92kg of embezzled products detected. The reward for completing the treasure hunt: 100 million mansions by the Sky Lake.” “The top celebrity, Xia Qiu, will run into danger soon. The reward for completing fate hunt: 100 million cash.” “5kg gold detected. The reward for complet…
I am the God of Technology
by Kotario
Dante is a budding young man who has the dreams and hopes of entering society with his own skills, independent of the help of family and friends. As a small-time app developer, he eventually tries to jailbreak his new phone when a malfunction occurs, and his phone swallows him into a wormhole. On the other side, Dante appears in an alleyway of a bustling city... Avalon!This futuristic city leaves him dumbfounded until he is prompted by his phone which has now merged into his body that he can tra…
Future News: My Phone Mutated
by Mirage
After waking up, a strange app was installed on Lin Bai's phone.The news on the app came from the future.And as long as Lin Bai participated in the events and changed the future, he would be rewarded.[World News: Pfizer US announces that it had developed the first-ever Corona Virus vaccine, stock prices shot up 500% in one day.][World News: Three days later, Elon Musk declares himself the godfather of DogeCoin on Twitter, forcefully manipulating DogeCoin prices.][Regional News: New developments …
Cosmic Trading System
by Qin Dian Tian Xia
What did you say?Your mobile phones have eight-core processors? 6G of RAM? 256G of storage? Full charge in an hour and a half?Is that supposed to be impressive?Our mobile phones have sixteen-core processors, 12G of RAM, 1T of storage, and can be fully charged in just ten minutes!What did you say?Your power banks have a capacity of 30,000mAh? They feature bi-directional fast charging?Sorry to break it to you, but our power banks have a 100,000mAh capacity. As for bi-directional fast charging tech…
The Immortal Cultivation Game Has Come True
by The Most Handsome In Xiushan
Xuan Qing discovered a cultivation game on his phone that couldn't be uninstalled. When he clicked on it out of curiosity, he was astonished to find that the treasures and cultivation of characters in the game could be brought back to the real world. PS: The male lead is the only extraordinary person on Earth, without brainless show-off and face-slapping plots.
Fleeing the Gilded Cage: Don't Want to be the Billionaire's Wife
by Jenny
After Martina Martinez and Benjamin Walker's breakup, paparazzi captured photos of the business tycoon entering the Walker family mansion with a mysterious woman late at night.This caused a stir, and this wealthy family was bombarded by various media outlets.During a phone interview, the gossip reporter asked, "Miss Martinez, how do you feel now that Mr. Walker has a new girlfriend?"Martina held her painful forehead and looked towards Benjamin, who was adjusting his suit by the floor-to-ceiling …
Master of the Demon Emperor
by Let me laugh
The Earth mutated and an entire city disappeared from its original world!Su Yi arrived in the Different World strangely with the whole city, where demons ran amok, dynasty hegemony. There was no peace of modern civilization, only the law of jungle!Fortunately, his phone also changed... Gods, demons, monsters, Buddhas, fairies, etc., were all pulled into his mobile phone for his use! I am the king of demons, and I am the Lord of gods!
Phone App: Portable Armory
by MaxwellKHA
CIA. FSB. How can I be involved in all of this?How can anything happen so sudden?Is everything has a secret meaning nowadays?Does the government always hiding something from us?Everything went from dealing with street thugs to dealing with a conflict between the CIA and FSB. The clock is ticking. Got to find that nuke fast.---------------------This book contains a lot of technical terms.
Mr. Mu Proposed Again Today
by River of Oblivion
Check out the new book "CEO Hubby: Too Fierce!" and show some support~ When the cold, domineering, and scheming male god turns into a wife-slave, blinding countless people with his titanium alloy eyes.One day, Su Wanxia propped her thigh over her other leg: I'm so tired from shopping today.Mu Yingchen hurried over to her side: Baby, come, let your husband massage your feet.Su Wanxia: I'm thirsty.Within 5 seconds: Baby, here's your water.Su Wanxia: I'm sleepy, want to rest.Mu Yingchen's eyes imme…
Soul Swap: Ex With Benefits
by Miss_Behaviour
Kimberly Jonah, a stunning and clever blogger, finds herself in dire financial straits due to a lawsuit against her blog. Seeking help, she turns to Melvin Craig, a man she approached with ulterior motives three years before. Meanwhile, Melanie Craig, Melvin's late mother, leaves a surprising twist in her will after her passing. In order to co-own her multibillion-dollar mansion, Kimberly and Melvin are required to live together for a year, and there's a catch – Melvin must get married within th…
Pampered Marriage Night Attack: Buy One Cute Wife, Get Two Free
by Lemon Honey
At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city.They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her.After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her..Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came f…
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
CULTIVATION: my mobile phone is better than system
by UniverseM007
Reborn in a cultivation world, initially, Universe thought it would be a peaceful world, but reality hit him hard when he had to venture outside to explore. In this treacherous world, in order to protect himself and his clan, Universe would have to overcome numerous obstacles. But don't worry, he is not alone because he wasn't the only one who came to this world."Come and meet my dear friend, my own mobile phone from my previous life.""Due to the transfer, he gained some magical abilities."But a…
Funny Love
by Funkybear20
Hello there readers I hope you enjoy this story about and about the funniest way to find love though music.????
Funny Chats
by dtjiappdev1999
This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
Funny Feeling
by Nyelel
"Aku cuma ingin jatuh cinta, find my soulmate. Harusnya nggak serumit ini." Jennie
Funny witch
by raj_kumar_7009
In a world full of magic. The younger princess who is funny, interesting, talkative and talented witch wanted to travel around the world. so, the Annie, younger princess just escape from the castle and started her adventure outside of the ring. The outside of the ring is dangerous, no one is going out of the ring since king Jeffery sealed the river with magic. Only the kings family can cross the river. The people who are on the outside of the ring are werewolves and vampires.Truly sorry about my…